Once upon I time, I mused upon the departments I would create within the government should I somehow accidentally end up in charge. Today, I began to populate the Department of Superior Birds with what I’m going to impulsively call the Peeps of the House.
They swim, they slide, they make art, they are empathetic!
Need I say more?
The tiniest of all birds, they can hover, they can fly backwards, they would probably like cupcakes.
4. Burrowing Owls
Tiny, fluffy creature who nest underground. Because they can. I’m not sure how because they have wings and not shovels…but that’s what makes them Superior.
They’re pretty much modern dinosaurs (does that make them oxymorons?) They’re huge, and I want to fly around on one.
Say the word ‘kiwi’ and try to keep your heart from exploding with happiness. JUST TRY.
So many facial expressions. So many inaccurate historical rumours. Legends, I say!
8. Baby Pigeons
aka Squeakers. (Look it up!)
Their natural defense mechanism is being fucking disgusting.
10. Gosling. Ryan.
Because I can.