• Fiction
  • Castaway

    I feel unmoored. I feel irretrievably, helplessly unmoored. I have been cast adrift in the ocean of myself and I am simultaneously overwhelmed and consumed by the pursuit of rescue. Rescue will not come. Only I can save myself. Where do I even begin? None of my survival skills have prepared me for being lost […]

  • Fiction
  • A Goose Named Rhonda

    There is a goose that has taken up residence on the patio of my office building. I suspected her of having staked a claim a few weeks ago when I intended to bribe her into friendship with pizza crust. Since then, our security staff has taken it upon themselves to erect Caution tape around her […]

  • Fiction
  • Top 10 Fictional Characters

    I read a LOT of books, so I’m certain I’ve left several gems off this list…but I got to thinking the other day about fictional characters I want to be best friends with. Or at least…ones that would serve to entertain me on a regular basis. 1. Lane MeyerTotal weirdo (slightly stalkerish) but hilariously awkward […]